7pm
Spoof on informercial selling snack bowl. Screen starts to crack, then tv is ripped down to reveal guy holding axe with his silver SUV in the background. He marches back to the vehicle, gets in and drives away. Voice-over talks about how maybe you should get out more, and the versatility of the vehicle.
Message: You should get out more, go drive around in the woods. That would be good for you, you know, get some fresh air. Don't park at the edge of the woods and walk in, no DRIVE into the woods. Also, this car is so versatile that well, it's natural setting of course is the forest, but you CAN use it in the city. Crazy. We aren't telling you where to drive, but just get out more and use more gas. You know, drive to the mall, go on the highway, or if you're in the city, drive to the corner store. Heck, this thing is so versatile you can just TAKE IT FOR A DRIVE.
7:10 pm
Wendy's new blue burger. Blue cheese, applewood smoked bacon - applewood? Apple trees? I don't know. Fresh beef obviously. Cut to a guy wearing a sweatband, jogging suit - a runner, obviously - about to bite into his very own blue burger. Just found the stats for this beauty: 680 calories (360 from fat, of which it has 40 grams) and 1,390 mgs of sodium.
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